Typings of a wayward hand

that old geezer just has nothing better to do. he has had 22 years to build the nation, and now he is just bashing his successor, pak lah.

this is an msn conversation i had with a friend named iqram (not her real name). kinda bored, so this would be worth a laugh. this isnt all of it.

  Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
 
disorder is what life is all about says:
boob man

Iqram says:
wtf?

Iqram says:
haha

Iqram says:
how’s ur leg man?

disorder is what life is all about says:
still limited range of movements

disorder is what life is all about says:
but not screaming type of pain

disorder is what life is all about says:
the pain doctors call acute pain.

disorder is what life is all about says:
acute pain aint cute, do not be mistaken

Iqram says:
heh

Iqram says:
screaming type of pain is BAD

disorder is what life is all about says:
damn i should be a comedian

disorder is what life is all about says:
i’m good

disorder is what life is all about says:
haha

disorder is what life is all about says:
at laughing at my own jokes

disorder is what life is all about says:
………………………

disorder is what life is all about says:
well i have learned to suppress pain, especially external pain

disorder is what life is all about says:
the masochist thingy

disorder is what life is all about says:
but when it comes to a raw nerve, no amount of training and mind body harmony yoga or breathing bullshit technics gonna help
disorder is what life is all about says:
at least i dont scream. i just yelp like a puppy

Iqram says:
hahaha

Iqram says:
do a macho scream man

Iqram says:
like WTBF!

disorder is what life is all about says:
haha

disorder is what life is all about says:
actually i just make a porn star groan

disorder is what life is all about says:
ah

disorder is what life is all about says:
not the female groan

disorder is what life is all about says:
the dude groan

disorder is what life is all about says:
…………..

Iqram says:
right

Iqram says:
eh

Iqram says:
where’s ur hse in penang again?

Iqram says:
someone in my forum wants to rent a house in prai

disorder is what life is all about says:
mine at island lo

Iqram says:
ooo

disorder is what life is all about says:
quite far from bridge too

Iqram says:
my geography sucks dude

Iqram says:

disorder is what life is all about says:
well prai is penang oso

disorder is what life is all about says:
i forgive ur ignorance

disorder is what life is all about says:
haha

disorder is what life is all about says:
but the house should be occupied soon

disorder is what life is all about says:
my sis should be finishing her studies by the end of this month. finished her exams, now preparing for final year project presentation

Iqram says:
whoah

Iqram says:
cool

Iqram says:
what’s ur sister’s major again?

disorder is what life is all about says:
if she does get a job out of penang, i’ll let u know if the house is for rent

disorder is what life is all about says:
haha

disorder is what life is all about says:
computer science

Iqram says:
ah right

disorder is what life is all about says:
girl subject lo

disorder is what life is all about says:
dania-type-of-subject

disorder is what life is all about says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

disorder is what life is all about says:
at local universities la, at IPTS balanced la

disorder is what life is all about says:
IPTS quite alot of dudes

disorder is what life is all about says:
not like utm, just dicks, no chicks

Iqram says:
well in utm

Iqram says:
bleh

Iqram says:
lol

Iqram says:
in mechanical

Iqram says:
wherever u go

Iqram says:
there’s more dicks

Iqram says:
regardless

disorder is what life is all about says:
i know

disorder is what life is all about says:
but at least if u go to uitm, even if u take mechanical, the population on campus would still be 70:30 female:male, so at least u would have quite a lot of contact with chicks

disorder is what life is all about says:
so for shy people like me, i have the opportunity to get to know some chicks and maybe get laid

disorder is what life is all about says:
oh wait i am a morally abiding human being, erase the last part

disorder is what life is all about says:
….. get 2 know chicks and maybe get married " was what i wanted to say

Iqram says:
hahahahahhaha

Iqram says:
ham sap lou

Iqram says:
go around lah

Iqram says:
dude

Iqram says:
if I can get to know some girls

Iqram says:
you sure as heck can too

disorder is what life is all about says:
and live happily ever after, get cute kids, watch them grow old and succesful. age gracefully, go for my haj, and when i die i go to heaven, and my kids would be reading verses from the quran at my grave

disorder is what life is all about says:
woot

Iqram says:
…

Iqram says:
now THAT would be a great change

Iqram says:
haha

disorder is what life is all about says:
people change

disorder is what life is all about says:
i just change from one evil to another evil

disorder is what life is all about says:
……………………..

disorder is what life is all about says:
i used to be evil, now i’m evil and mean

Iqram says:
hahahhaa

Iqram says:
i second that

Iqram says:

disorder is what life is all about says:
at least i am not some1 that doest recognise oneself

disorder is what life is all about says:
i know who i am

disorder is what life is all about says:
unlike some idiots i know

disorder is what life is all about says:
haha

Iqram says:
and who are we reffering to this time?

Iqram says:
hmmm?

disorder is what life is all about says:
(name erased for privacy)

Iqram says:

disorder is what life is all about says:
hahaha

Iqram says:
hahahahahaha

Iqram says:
i cldn’t agree more man

Iqram says:
i cldn’t agree more

disorder is what life is all about says:
wah i’m typing a serius blog

disorder is what life is all about says:
about youth delinquincy and death

disorder is what life is all about says:
hahahahaha

Iqram says:
oh?

Iqram says:
lol

disorder is what life is all about says:
haha

disorder is what life is all about says:
gonna post this everywhere

disorder is what life is all about says:
ah hahahahaha

Iqram says:
lol

Iqram says:
go write for the star or something

disorder is what life is all about says:
yala

disorder is what life is all about says:
ooo

disorder is what life is all about says:
posted on my friendster edi

disorder is what life is all about says:
haha

disorder is what life is all about says:
wait ah

disorder is what life is all about says:
checking for other pc

Iqram says:
you start on blogspot h

disorder is what life is all about says:
this one cant get into battlenet for dota-ing

disorder is what life is all about says:
and the monitor is a blurry crt

disorder is what life is all about says:
sakit kepala edi

Iqram says:
hahaha

Iqram says:
kesian

Iqram says:
so blog lah is it

Iqram says:
lol

disorder is what life is all about says:
at friendster blog or blogspot can we check how many hits we get?

Iqram says:
i’m not entirely sure

Iqram says:
i don’t think friendster can do that

Iqram says:
i’m not sure

disorder is what life is all about says:
ooo

disorder is what life is all about says:
read edi the blog?

disorder is what life is all about says:
http://rmzblur.blogs.friendster.com/typings_of_a_wayward_hand/

Iqram says:
the friendster update is quite slow

disorder is what life is all about says:
yeah

disorder is what life is all about says:
buggy too

disorder is what life is all about says:
haha

Iqram says:
and takes damn long to open the page

Iqram says:
sigh

disorder is what life is all about says:
ah hahaha

disorder is what life is all about says:
still no broadband there?

disorder is what life is all about says:
here at pandan jaya got le

disorder is what life is all about says:
cybercafe mou

disorder is what life is all about says:
pandan perdana oso got

disorder is what life is all about says:
that 1 almost beside forest oso got

disorder is what life is all about says:
ur area near forest dunhave 1 ar

Iqram says:
bugger

Iqram says:
my fucking HILL don’t have

Iqram says:
the rest got

Iqram says:
you tell me danm fucked or not

disorder is what life is all about says:
thought so

disorder is what life is all about says:
ur hill under tempurung 1

Iqram says:
fuck it lah

Iqram says:
i think i shld go tomorrow

Iqram says:
see what they can do

disorder is what life is all about says:
lets move somewhere!

disorder is what life is all about says:
bujang house!

disorder is what life is all about says:
get streamyx can connect 6 pcs 1

disorder is what life is all about says:
rm99 i think

yeah today’s post is a serius topic written by a not too serius dude with some wires loose somewhere up there inside the bony helmet humans call a cranium.

schools are currently having their midyear holidays, so kids are all over the place everywhere. when i go to the cybercafe, i see kids even from elementary school in here at up to 4am. which is the latest i’ve left the cc. which is late. duh. do their parents not care for them? and not counting the kids riding around in motorcycles trying to be the next valentino rossi. and they werent wearing helmets. and doing wheelies with 2 ppl on board. on a road with 6 illegally sized speed bumps. are they dumb? yes. are they asking for death? most probably, but not intentionally. that’s just because they are immature, dumb, and havent realised what mortality is about. most youths these days dont realise what impact death has upon some1 and their family does. after being a leach for over ten years and wasting their parents’ money which could have been used to get another car or house, they die? so i when i see juvenile idiots, i would just pray that they would grow up and be better people, assets to the growth of the nation and not liabilities. jails and drug rehab centers all use taxpayers’ money, so dont be a burden to every1. especially ur family. i pray for that after cursing at their asses. but if they were to become a burden later in life, i would do a backup prayer which was for them to just die on the streets that same night. so for u kids out there, watch ur behaviour, cause for sure there are lots more ppl that do (watch ur behaviour). whatever u do will be scrutinised by the public. the government is spending billions on you. so dont just think that when you’re young laws dont apply on you. there are various cases of kids going around stealing stuff, even getting into houses. this post is just stuff i type spur of the moment, so it would most probably fail most SPM english papers. haha.

so a day after i was suffering from a hip problem, when i started feeling better, i went bowling at ampang point, went to lowyat, blew money on ramsinks for my graphics card, bought a thumbdrive and splinter cell chaos theory. kind of a fan of tom clancy’s games and stuff. still playing ghost recon advanced warfighter, which is very taxing on my old system. after that went to spectrum to buy groceries for catering. malaysia seems to be having a shortage of sugar. which isnt good for catering when we need 30 kilos and only able to buy the max of 2kg per customer at the mart.

after standing for quite a long time at the wedding as a caterer cutting watermelons, my hip joint failed me. now the joint that holds my left leg is screwed. it hit a fuckin raw nerve, and now i cant lift my leg. and i will feel pain no matter what position i am in. i couldnt sleep the whole night, couldnt get a position to sleep. i slept at 7am after 8 hours laying on the bed trying to feel as little pain as possible. i thought i had gaut. but it rarely affects hip joints. so said the doctor. but it happened after i ate fried prawns. which is typically gaut. so i got some painkillers from the clinic, and if the problem persists, i should get an xray. this was the 3rd time this happened. but previously no action was taken. going back to penang next week, picking parents up from brunei at the airport on sunday. going back with them. and by that time my sis would be back home after her exams. that would be the first time in 3 years everyone in my family (except my bro) is at home. the last time all 4 of us were together was in brunei. at penang must start cleaning up the 8 month dust in my room. or else my sinus would really act up. i mean really….

indonesia seems to have lotsa bad things happening to it. countless bombings, earthquakes, tsunamis, erupting volcanos, internal conflict, and a pretty incompetent government. it holds the highest population of muslims in the world. and when it got hit by the earthquake, 5000 ppl died. the earthquake was a 6.2 on the richter scale. compared to the one that happened last year in pakistan (not really sure if it is pakistan) which was an 8.7 (i think), the death rate should be lower. i dont quite remember the death toll in pakistan, but 5k is alot. is it god’s will for these events to happen to these people? the answer to that i might never know, but maybe god loves the victims and wishes for them to be not suffer. my brain doesnt seem to be funtioning at 100% right now, so i’ll leave it at that.